The Swines: Anecdotes Of A Piggly Family


The Swines: Anecdotes Of A Piggly Family
Today’s Free Kindle eBook: The Swines: Anecdotes Of A Piggly Family
“Eclectic, eccentric, and original. Fast-paced. Absurd. Whimsical.” ─ Suidae Gazette“Cheeky, original, and witty. Wickedly fun!” ─ Bacon Daily NewsSam is a twelve-year-old boy from a family of pigs. His mom is a prize sow, a British Lop of very high breeding. His dad is a warthog, the pedigree, no one is quite sure. Sam’s parents are swine, but he’s perfectly normal.Sam and his family live in a medium sized town called Suidae Valley somewhere in the middle of California between Porterville and Salinas. His mom enjoys gardening and mud baths. His dad is a booming, retired plumber. He’s a little rough around the edges. The family is piggly, but they fit right in with everyone in town, who call themselves Suids.Told in first person, episodic format, Sam is a precocious kid with a talent for imagination, observation, and occasionally, even curious profundity. The narrative is eccentric, novel, and original, ranging from the orthodox to stream of consciousness and reverse chronology.The Swines ─ Anecdotes Of A Piggly Family, is at times thoughtful, at times absurd, but most of the time compelling, as the author takes readers on a journey into an unconventional world at the intersection of humans, pigs, and boy.Praise for The Swines:• “Irreverent, precocious, and self-mocking, the Swines are compelling, and Suidae Valley’s native son sparkles with humor.” ─ Suidae Valley Times• “Written in the first person, twelve-year-old Sam dazzles with inquisitive observations and keen philosophical meanderings sure to delight adults and precocious kids of every age. A page-turner.” ─ Porcine Book Review• “A crossover novel that will appeal to everyone regardless of age, sex, background or genus.” ─ Bovine Society• “Satirical, ludicrous and bold. Animal Farm meets Aesop’s Fables. An incisive lesson in every chapter.” ─ Weekly Porker• “Politically incorrect. Genius!” ─ Young Hogs• “A smorgasbord of subjects, from Law of Attraction to North Korea. A topical tour de force!” ─ Suidae Globe• “Page after page of non-stop chortles . . .” ─ The Boarish Post• “Cache of lexical brilliance!” ─ Sus Semantic Academy

Thanks for stopping by! Let us know what you think by leaving a comment!

 To get the freebie please click on this link:

The Swines: Anecdotes Of A Piggly Family

We are almost 100% user supported! Let us know if you know of any freebies you don't already see posted! Sign up for the FreeOrBust Daily Newsletter. Please add our email address to your contact list/safe senders list in order to get all our emails!

More freebies...


Free Starbucks Gift Cards Multipack!
Free Starbucks Gift Cards Multipack!

Posted on January 8, 2019
Get $5 Free For Joining InboxDollars!
Get $5 Free For Joining InboxDollars!

Posted on January 3, 2019
Free Apple iPad Wifi!
Free Apple iPad Wifi!

Posted on January 2, 2019
Free Ceramic Photo Mug!
Free Ceramic Photo Mug!

Posted on December 27, 2018
Free Benefit Cosmetics Mini Foundation!
Free Benefit Cosmetics Mini Foundation!

Posted on December 3, 2018
Free MAC Cosmetics Mini Lipstick!
Free MAC Cosmetics Mini Lipstick!

Posted on November 5, 2018
Free EnergiOne Vegan Superfood Bar!
Free EnergiOne Vegan Superfood Bar!

Posted on January 16, 2019
Free Thiery Mugler Alien Fragrance!
Free Thiery Mugler Alien Fragrance!

Posted on January 16, 2019
Free Peatos Snack Bag!
Free Peatos Snack Bag!

Posted on January 16, 2019
Free L’Occitane Gift Box!
Free L’Occitane Gift Box!

Posted on January 15, 2019
Free Smart Watch For Android+iOS Phones
Free Smart Watch For Android+iOS Phones

Posted on January 15, 2019
Free Bath Bombs Gift Set!
Free Bath Bombs Gift Set!

Posted on January 15, 2019
Free CeraVe Moisturizing Cream!
Free CeraVe Moisturizing Cream!

Posted on January 14, 2019
Free Beast Sports Supplements!
Free Beast Sports Supplements!

Posted on January 14, 2019
Free Evanesce Ivory Face Sponge!
Free Evanesce Ivory Face Sponge!

Posted on January 14, 2019
Free Turncoat Creamery Craft Soap!
Free Turncoat Creamery Craft Soap!

Posted on January 13, 2019
Free Youphoria Portable Hammock!
Free Youphoria Portable Hammock!

Posted on January 13, 2019
Free Safety Response Device!
Free Safety Response Device!

Posted on January 12, 2019
Free Mason Jar Candle!
Free Mason Jar Candle!

Posted on January 12, 2019

AMAZON DEALS


More...

Free kindle eBooks


More...